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2.1.00 Sheela asks: Dear Sean, I just moved to Frogtown and there's a party over here. It's awesome, awesome, awesome. So, I was gonna ax you which part of your body depresses you the most (on a daily basis)? Because I would pay fitty cent to love that part of your body, allll niiiight loooong.... Sheela
Sheela, Wow! I'm not even sure how to answer that, but I think the prospect of pimping myself for 50 cents to a Frogtown girl is pretty exciting. I guess the body part I hate the most is gut. Feel free to love that shit all night long. Thanks for being uncomfortably forward. Sean
2.1.00 Leo asks: Dear Sean, I can't wait to hear your version of 'It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday'. That song is brilliant! But what do you think of the Master P version, 'It's so hard to say goodbye to my homies'? I'm not sure about it, but I like the bit in the video where P is standing over his homies grave and pours a whole bottle of Cognac over it. A whole battle! That's extravagant. Bye mate. PS. The new Goodie Mobb is great. Get rich to that, hey hey hey hey.
Yo Leo, i haven't heard that Master P song I don't think. I'm fucking out of it I guess. I can't say I pay too much attention to P's crew. They tend to be pretty weak. The whole bottle of cognac thing gets my respect, but don't you think that's kind of weird? I would be pissed if someone messed up my grave like that. Those shits are expensive. Sean P.S. The new Jay-Z kicks the serious jams.
2.1.00 rockandrollsnakebite asks: Slow jam is so 1998. I believe the correct term is "pantypeeler". Not tryin to dis, just helpin a brother get his mack on. Also, when are you gonna kick some more HIOQI my way?
RNRSB, Too each his own, my brother. The new HIOQI comes out this spring. Promise. We're lazy bastards when it comes to that shit. Watch out for Flossin' though. It's the new R+B mag that comes with HIOQI. Har Mar Superstar is featured. Double the fun... I believe the Donnas have captured the cover story for HIOQI. Rock out.
2.1.00 flowers asks: hey there jolly rancher, my question is...why are you "sean na na". it's kinda cool, but not really. my friend was making fun of me because of you, he said "he only wishes he was sha na na" so i had to try to defend you, but i couldn't.(sorry dude, but come on, it is wac). so anyways i'm bitter, can you change your name. thanks man. if you need help with names. my new name is Chewbacakahn, you can name your band that. your welcome.
Hey Flowers, If you didn't already get the gist. I fucking hate you. Don't ask me anymore questions because I won't answer unless I can go for your wack ass jugular. Let me know where I can find you because I'm currently bookin tour fights for stupid writers and player haters coast to coast. Please fuck off. Sean
1.16.00 World-Class Programma asks: Dear Na Na, Did you know that your Wu-name is "the lonely donkey kong" according to the link below? Doesn't that seem to fit you?
That's actually pretty sweet. I'm fully down-ky kong.
1.16.00 justin asks: Dear Sean-a-licious: if i were to move to olympia in a few days, and i was really on the prowl, who from kill rock stars would hook up with me first? (p.s. i'm really hoping it's you.) i'm not really moving, it's just hypothetical.
Dear Justin, I don't actually live in Olympia, so your dreams have just been shattered. I would suggest trying to hook up with everyone in the first week. It's a surefire plan to make a TON of friends. I haven't made out with any of the staff, so I don't know who is loose. Maybe all. maybe none. Let me know your progress if it happens. Sean P.S. Who says you have to move there? Get action and skip town.
1.16.00 Zack asks: Dear Sean, Who would win in a fight, ketchup or mustard?
Yo zack, I think that the key here is harmony. I think that, if necessary, ketchup and mustard should work together. It's true. I'm feelin' it. The love is in there, you know? Eat it like super crazy. Sean
1.16.00 hollyward asks: Dear sean, don't let flowers playa hate you. the krime was tight but the straight r & b jams of der NaNa rock shit too. with that said, can you remember the particular whens and wheres of the whole calvin krime/incredibly strange wrestling thing(i'm looking to relive it thru the miracle of videotape). and also, you might want to give the doggfather lp another chance. despite >suffering from a shitty mix and worse-than-usual skits, doggfather has some of snoop's best material (check "up jump tha boogie" or "2001"). stay up, playboy.
Yo Hollyward, Thanks for the props. I don't remember the exact dates of the Incredibly Strange Wrestling/Calvin Krime tour, but it went down in mid-late October 1997 I believe. We played Denver @ the Snake Pit, Lawrence, KS @ the Replay Lounge (in theory), La Crosse, WI @ the Warehouse, Green Bay, WI @ concert Cafe, Chicago @ the Dome Room (in Excalibur), Minneapolis @ First Avenue, Seattle @ the RCKNDY, Portland @ Oak street space (NXNW), Eugene, OR @ John Henry's, and Olympia @ the Capitol Theater (Fringe/Olympia Film Festival). I hope this is enough info. I'm not positive, but Dan Sinker (Punk Planet) might have a video of the Chicago date. If not he has a whole shitload of photos somewhere. Thanks for asking. Sean
1.11.00 Cassie on Fire asks: Dear S Man, Whaz up wit dat cute lil' Rhodes keyboard pounder you bring on tour (sometimes even gracin' us with his bittersweet solo acoustic sets if we are lucky) named Lucky Jeremy. I bought his CD last time I saw y'all on tour and it is amazing! Like Neil Young and Geoff Farina from Karate had a baby and it dressed like he cut his teeth in the ghetto. What is up with that sexy hood rat? Is he single? Any new material coming out?
Cassie on Fire, Thanks for asking. Jeremy is currently single, and he still dresses like a confused vet sometimes. That's his appeal. Go for him. Lucky Jeremy's next single comes out on Troubleman Unlimited this spring. He'll be on the whole Na Na tour also.
1.11.00 suge knight asks: Dear sean, before i ask any questions, i'd like to say i agree with you about the new dre album. it is BLAZIN'!!!! i hope you already own foxy brown's full length "china doll" cause that shit is hot! "my life" is one dope joint. but here's my question: before you even think about doing a hip hop jam you have to have a rap stage name. do you already have one? if not go here: http://www.recordstore.com/cgi-bin/wuname/wuname.pl to get your very own Wu Tang Clan name!!
Suge! I've been waiting for you to contact me. In fact I do have China Doll, and I love that record. The jams are hot and super sexual. Once again, my brother has stolen my fire because he's always been jealous of me. He stole my R+B idea, and has already finished half of an album under the name Har Mar Superstar. IT's really good, but he stepped in on me hard core. Sean Tillmann is destined to rock in the indie fashion forever. I was so hoping to break out.
1.11.00 trollop asks: Dear Sean na na. How dare you diss The Package!!!!is it true that you and Atom are putting out a split 7" together? Who is cuter Atom or The Package?
Yo Trollop, I could never dis the package. I just have loyalty to Ben Na Na. That's it. The package and I hold each other in high regards. My brother, Har MAr Superstar, is actually doing the split with Atom. Some of the Sean Na Na crew might help out with a B-side "we are the world" kind of thing, but you never know. Atom is way cuter, BTW.
1.11.00 Flowers: dearest sean na na i want calvin krime back! you used to write cool songs and now you write stuff about your sister. Im sure shes cool and all, but i want nothing to do with that. i want rockin music, the way you used to deliver. will there ever be a renunion. please
Dear Flowers, I don't think you're very cool either. There will never be a Krime reunion, and if you don't watch out I might start writing songs about your sister. Sweet, sweet sex jams. Would that make you feel dirty? That's my objective for sure. I'm sure there are plenty of bad noise bands you could find to replace the music that I made when I was 17. Try looking harder.
1.11.00 danny asks: When the hell are you coming back to Cleveland.
Yo Danny, I'll be back in late March. Have no fear. Sean
1.6.00 Anonymous asks: Dear Na na Ben vs. the Package? who wins? and do you agree this would make a good title for a japanese movie?
Don't tell Atom, but Ben totally kicks the package's ass. He is way more fun to hang out with, he doesn't need electricity, and dresses way better. The only disadvantage Ben has to the package is that he doesn't kick out the double bass jams. Ben vs. the Package sounds more like a porno although it could be made in Japan.
1.6.00 Leo asks: Dear Sean Na Na, you certainly to seem know your stuff when it comes to the hip hop and R&B. So I have to ask, when are you going to come correct and deliver us a proper Sean Na Na rap joint? I mean, don't get me wrong. I know that the Folk/Pop game is like the dope game, and that you got the best cavi on the block. But come on. Lois and Mary Lou Lord is one thing. But when are you going to record with the Ill Na Na, Foxy Brown herself? Or perhaps you could do a song with that other great Sean, Sean Carter (AKA Jay-Z). Then again, I guess if you combine the Ill Na Na with Sean Carter, you get Sean Na Na. So maybe you're already there. Knaw'mean? Keep up the good work. By the way, what is your favourite song on the new Dr Dre album? I like 'Fuck You' and 'Akrite', both of which prove the classic Dre rule that the more dodgy the lyrics, the better the music (see also; 'It ain't no fun' on the Snoop LP). When are you coming to Europe? If you pass through London, I'll show you how we do it over here. Cheers.
Yo Leo, It seems that Sean Na Na can't deliver a rap joint because it would really set everything topsy turvy. Watch out for Har Mar Superstar though. Those are the sweetest of jams on the R+B tip. Trust me though, if I had the chance to kick it with Jay-Z and Foxy I would never turn it down. I really want to get down with Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis or Timbaland in the near future. As far as the new Dre record is concerned I'd have to say that "Forgot About Dre" is definitely the jam of them all. I really liked the whole record the first time I heard it, but I don't think that any of the songs featuring Snoop have any kind of longevity. No Limit ruined him, but , hey, he already sucked by the time the Doggfather came out. Dre's beats are unstoppable though. I really respect him in that area. It's funny that he just discovered all of the rave drugs really late in life too. I think that has a lot to do with Eminem. Hopefully we will be in Europe soon, so I'm 'bout it 'bout it. Sean