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| 12.13.99 jonathan asks: Dear slim, is it really going to end or will you continue into the next millenium? keep it comin brother its no time to slow down now | |
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Slim: witchypoo has always been a ten year project. the ten years will be up in june 2000. after that its up to you |
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| 12.13.99 Anonymous asks: will EARTH ever put out more records? | |
| Slim: this question should be directed to sub pop. i believe they are at www.subpop.com or something like that | |
| 12.13.99 the accountant asks: Dear slim, aside from the aforementioned fred durst, what rock stars around today need to be killed? | |
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Slim: pretty much all of the "new metal". korn, creed, rob zombie, kid rock, all that crap |
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| 12.7.99 Amber asks: Dear Witchypoo, If you had the chance to date one of the Beastie Boys, which one would it be? | |
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Slim: money mark, for sure JF: Ringo, no contest |
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| 11.18.99 shaun asks: hey killrockstarsguy...i've been trying to figure out, and i've even asked sue p., but she doesn't know, and i know it probably has nada to do with witchypoo, but could you please tell me what the last song (hidden track) on the killrockstars (201) comp is?...i'm in the dark and i love it so...please...i'd have your love-child! | |
| Slim: its a secret bonus track. | |
| 11.09.99 Brownie McGhee asks: Dear Witchypoo Who is your absolute ideal? | |
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Slim: emma goldman Jessica?: hey brownie, i don't believe in marriage but i would've loved to go out on a date with stiv bators. |
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| 11.09.99 shaun asks: querido slim, if i saw witchypoo live once and clapped really loudly, would you say i've been a part of witchypoo?...if so, can i bill myself as ex-witchypoo on my next solo acoustic tape?...please? (leisha hailey is a hottie btw) | |
| Slim: jane pauley is super fine. witchypoo is not about splitting hairs or counting angels on the heads of pins. it doesn't even have an official correct spelling, you can spell it witchie poo if u want. do whatcha like. | |
| 11.04.99 Danzig asks: when and where can I buy my witchypoo franchise? I am excited about witchypoo playing my home town everynight. | |
| Slim: witchypoo franchises are now free. we encourage everyone to start their own hometown witchypoo. | |
| 11.04.99 molly in denial replies: Dear Slim, Leisha is the girl from the murmurs...and all over me | |
| Slim: well i don't know who she is. i think jane pauley is hot. | |
| 10.27.99 molly in denial asks: Dear Slim, Do you think Leisha Hailey is hot? | |
| Slim: who? | |
| 10.19.99 Jason asks: Dear Witchypoo, I am glad to see on KRS that there is going to be a 5RC release for July 2000 but I have a concern. With this be the last release before the end of the great creation called Witchypoo or will there be more funding approved to expand this ten year project? Oh, and Slim, is Unwound still your favorite band or was that some misquote from that hunk of cheese magazine (Circus) from so long ago? | |
| Slim: jason, witchypoo will end in July 2000, that will be our last record. unwound is still my favorite band. aren't they everybody's favorite band? | |
| 10.18.99 Anonymous asks: Slim, how do feel being a man that put out records by bands like Bikini Kill, Bratmobile, Sleater-Kinney where they are trying to fight against the patriarchy, and on the one hand you are giving them a space to share what they have to say but on the other hand you as a man profit from what they are saying...is this a contridiction or is it all just punk rock? | |
| Slim: i would be interested in hearing how members of BK, SK and the Brats answer this or similar questions. My feeling is that although the bands you mention do have some important ideas about gender politics, none of them has ever struck me as having "separatist" politics. I don't personally have a problem with separatist politics, and if any of those bands came to some point in their lives where they felt they just didn't feel comfortable working with men, then I would respect that. But that hasn't how it's been so far. Profit is not particularly the primary goal of KRS. Our main goal is to put out important records and I think that putting out the records you mention means that we are achieving our goals. BTW what does this have to do with witchypoo? | |
| 10.15.99 Muffy asks: My Dearest Slim -- Greg Babior is a genius, a visionary, a GOD, an expert on quantum theory and consciousness, a twisted Hedonist, a hell of an auto mechanic, a damn fine housewife, a kickin' rhumba partner, a drinkin' buddy of Robert Anton Wilson, a slave to his desires, an accomplished cartographer of the "territory" not the "map", a natty dresser, a helpless junky, a champion and protector of small woodland creatures, a bon vivant, a seditious revolutionary, a force of nature, a quark, and a COLOSSAL fuck-machine who exhibits the properties of both a particle AND a wave...are you aware of this? I am his Whore, and was just wondering what your thoughts were on the subject -- so, what say you, Herr Moon? | |
| Slim: what kind of name is muffy? | |
| 10.15.99 Muffy asks: Dearest Slim -- Which is more terrifying to your tender sensibilities -- being relentlessly pursued by The Child Catcher from "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"...OR...waking up next to a swooning, lovesick, makeup-less Courtney Love? | |
| Slim: what kind of name is muffy? | |
| 10.13.99 Aly asks: Dear Witchy Poo, Others have it worse. How much worse? | |
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Greg: Good question. Brings up all sorts of thoughts surrounding the question of the exact nature of these circumstances we find ourselves in. I find it hard to say exactly how much worse in absolute terms 'cause I haven't been there myself (and I don't believe there is even a "there" to visit). Put it this way - no matter how much worse you can imagine it to be, it's probably worse still. If you're really interested, perhaps you should join a revolutionary movement trying to overthrow a vicious dictator schooled in the art of absolute control through fear and torture. Slim: depends on if you are talking about physical condition, physical circumstances, spiritual condition, temporal condition, or spiritual circumstances |
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| 10.13.99 Sean asks: Dear Slim, Would you move to New Jersey if Naughty By Nature asked you to? Do you think Treach is hot? Is there any correlation? | |
| Slim: Treach is my favorite rapper. no joke. if they just asked me, I dunno. but if they wanted me to manage 'em or something, maybe so, maybe so. But aren't they managed by queen latifah or something? couldn't i live in manhattan and commute to jersey? | |
| 10.13.99 Anonymous asks: Dear slim, who is salty green? | |
| Slim: check out the catalog pages and consider it a challenge | |
| 10.13.99 Jared asks: Dear Jessica, I just heard that you got suckered into a email chain letter that promised Bill Gates would send you $245 dollars if you forward it. My question is, WHY YOU SUCH A SUCKA?? | |
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Jessica: SORRY IT'S IN MY NATURE TO BE A SUCKER, JARED, DUH! Jessica: two words- SARA LUND |
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| 10.12.99 SeanNaNa asks: Dear Jessica, If I had a crustache would you still be my friend? Be gentle because I might already sport the "Gnarles in Charge". I'm devilish and Seantabulous either way right? | |
| Jessica:sorry, i DO NOT support facial hair of any sort. you should know this by now sean. | |
| 10.12.99 Amy asks: dear slim, salisbury (steak) or worchestershire? | |
| Slim: wooshter | |
| 10.11.99 Mrs. Adam N. Yauch asks: Who do you think is hotter, Mike D (Beastie Boy) or Fred Durst(God DAMNED Limp Dick I mean Bizkit)? | |
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Jessica:if you're talking hot as in temperature, i'd go with fred. Slim: fred durst is exactly the kind of rock star who needs to be killed |
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| 10.11.99 Miss Alicia asks: If I sent you a tape of ME!! Singing or whatever, what would you do w/ it? It'd make me feel important!!!!! | |
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Jessica: you will receive a rejection form letter Slim: i would listen to it |
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| 10.9.99 amy asks: Dear witchy poo, when will you bring out the man in the leather witch hat again!!???!!! | |
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Jessica: is this amy salami? i don't think i was at that w. poo show. but wait, are you talking about joe preston's outfit a coupla halloweens ago? Slim: salty green claims he will tour with witchypoo this spring |
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| 10.9.99 tobi asks: dear jessica, why don't you wear dexy's style overalls at the next witchypoo show? | |
| Jessica: tobdawg, i think you and i both know kevin rowland's new look is more suited to the existing witchy poo aesthetic. | |
| 10.8.99 Tobi asks: dear witchypoo, if I join your band does ben stiller have to do my hair? | |
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Slim: no but you have to play high-hat Jessica: unfortunately tobster, ben and i had a falling out and i don't belive he'll be attending dress rehearsals anymore. we are still looking over applications but i'll tell you right now, sean na na's got my vote. |
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| 10.7.99 TRZA asks: Dear Slim & Jessica, What would you think of a possible Martin Lawrence - David Lee Roth co-starring situation? I have a screenplay, a dream and twenty dollars and I want to get the 'Poo involved, if at all possible! Let me know! | |
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Jessica: my dear tristin, we will take you, your screenplay and the $20 to the nearest mini-casino to try our luck at a sizable budget for the film. once we've made our millions at the roulette table, we will be able to afford to get the attention of the two superstars you've mentioned. dave's acting in videos such as "california girls" truely displays his great talent and it seems so natural to pair him with the likes of funnyman lawrence. with our witchy soundtrack, i believe we'll a surefire blockbuster. love jessica |
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| 10.7.99 Eda Salami asks: Dear Slim, when will the PRIMAPELLAS get to have our own section on the message board? We are sick and tired of having to share Q&A space with our second-rate cover band, "The Primadonnas". We want our royalties!!!!!! | |
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Slim: storm the gates |
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| 10.7.99 Erin asks: Where do I send my application to become a member of Witchypoo? | |
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Slim: that depends on a number of variables |
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| 10.7.99 Aaron asks: am I in witchypoo? | |
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Slim: that depends on many variables |
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| 10.5.99 Anonymous asks: Seriously, who does Zach's hair? | |
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Slim: ben stiller comes over twice a month with a big bottle of ruby red |
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| 10.5.99 Tobi asks: Buttchuck videos? | |
| Jessica:
bring on the buttchuck videos!!!!!!
Slim: how much butt could a buttchuck chuck if a buttchuck could chuck butt? |
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